Beau Girardeau: With hands equal to those of a magician, Beau Girardeau's slight of hand mastery of the guitar will leave you in utter amazement. His electric wizardry coupled with a voice and face sent from heaven will have you asking yourself one question: How can a man so beautiful rock so hard? The answer is simple, my friends. Beau Girardeau is from the 4th dimension. It is a place that doesn't exist, but yet, it must. Because nothing in this world, the world that you and I are a part of, could ever produce a man like Beau Girardeau. He is all that is and all that will be.

Tony Turbo: Armed with sticks of dynamite used to beat down a mountain made of cannons, Tony Turbo is the only living being whose ancestors can be traced all the way back to the days of cavemen. Possessed by his primitive instincts, he hears the call of the wild and answers it with reckless abandon and a fearlessness that parallels that of the mighty lion. His beat can be heard beyond the sun and will last until the end of time. He is fueled by a potent mixture of blood, sweat and beer which spells danger for those who dare cross his path. You have been warned.